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Sometimes I like to lighten things up a bit. So today, I will delve into the wonderful world of hygiene
help for the guys. I know I have talked in the pass about hygiene. So I’m going to hit on this one
more time so that you can get a fresh start in the new year. When summer comes and global
warming makes this year the hottest ever, you’ll be ahead of the game. So let’s get back to the
basics. This list is intended for everyone from the Scruff McGruffs to the heterosexuals (the urban
male who pays much attention to his personal appearance and cultivates an upscale lifestyle). And
as always, ladies please help us out if you have any suggestions.
How are we defining washing our face? Does washing our face with a cloth and hot water qualify?
If you answered yes, then good friend you are sadly mistaken. It is time to upgrade to using face
soap, (i.e. Noxzema) everyday.
2) For those of us who enjoy going out, I know the temptation of using a straight razor to get that
extra close cut on your face and neck. But what is the reward for the closeness? Razor bumps.
Let’s try to avoid razor bumps in 2012. They can lead to ingrown hairs and I’ll save you the horror
stories.
So what is the solution? If you need a close cut, go to the barbershop because yes, the barber’s
clippers are way sharper than yours. And whether you go to the barbershop or cut your own hair,
use witch hazel to help tame the bumps that come from close
cuts along your hairline and beard.
3) Washing your back is important and I know most dudes only
get to wash the lower portion of their back only because we are
generally less limber than women and plus we don’t have to
worry about putting on bras. Whatever the case, if you ever had
someone rub your back and feel them catch a bump then you
know that is not a good look. Between working out and just living,
our backs generally don’t get a lot of cleaning, so it is a prime
place for bumps to reside. One sure fire way to help remedy this
is to invest in a back brush or get an extra pair of hands by
getting married. The back brush is cheaper…
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4) This item isn’t really hygienic although it could be. Keeping handkerchiefs or tissues on you is a
good look. You might be in a situation where someone is crying. You might be out somewhere and
your face could be shiny from perspiring in the sun. If that’s the case, a little dabs from the hanky
or tissue (not the dingy/dirty washcloth) will serve you well. I could go on and on, but handkerchiefs
or tissues are the truth when used correctly.
5) The ashiest part of your body is probably the top crack of your buttocks. (Check the next time
before you take a shower) To remedy this, get some lotion or Vaseline back there. You’ll thank me
later.
6) As the summer gets underway, you will be sure to see the wet armpit. There is a lot of pressure
to stay fresher longer, I know. One logical response that many guys are guilty of is using more
deodorant than usual. This will only increase your chances of having the wet armpit. And I know
some people actually have medical situations that cause them to sweat more. I am not talking
about them. If you are a dude, please supplement your deodorant use with baby powder and wear
undershirts. Just be aware. This means you knowing the conditions by which the wetness
manifests and not putting your arm around someone or rocking the silk shirt with no undershirt.
7) If you are going out on Friday, don’t make plans so that you get a haircut on Friday but don’t have
time to wash out the loose hair before you go where you need to go.
8. Q-tips are really important to use on a daily but pay special attention to your ears after a haircut.
Having loose hair in and around your ear will draw unwanted attention and make you wonder why
no one is looking you in your eye.
9) If there is ever a time to monitor your cologne usage, it is now. Your cologne shouldn’t smell like
the woods (this is for the wintertime) but it should be light with a slight citrus undertone. Cologne is
to be applied on your skin not your clothes. And as always, people shouldn't’t be able to smell your
cologne unless they are close to you. This is your warning to not get caught this summer with too
much cologne.
10) Some brothers, occasionally flirt with wearing sandals in the summertime. That’s cool; just
remember to make sure to make sure your feet don’t look like you have been kicking bricks. I
guess that is the reason most Brothers are wearing socks with sandals/flip-flops. Moisturizing of
the feet is critical.

Remember, Just a little soap and
water to make the body feel good!!
Soap and Water, Not a Personal Hygiene Choice
Dave, the dope fiend
shooting dope, Who
don't know the meaning
of water nor soap—
Lyrics from Children’s
Story by Slick Rick…
Don’t be like Dave!!!